Have Sex with a ghost
Welcome to this new and innovative technology which allows the sexual intercourse with a ghostly spectre!
Now, I understand if you feel wary of this service, as any that have come before have been utter failures. Maguris Co. is fighting to change that, and the opinions pf all skeptics. Our state of the art technology has allowed many of our customers the languid experience of being intimate with any type of ghost or ethereal being.
The market for this has grown exponentially since the premiere of Maguris Co.'s program called: "Have Sex With A Ghost: Intimacy Without Strings."
Here are some testimonies from our loyal customers:
"I was finally able to be intimate with my husband, which I forever grateful for. Thank you, Maguris Co." - Amanda Large Teague
"This was a such a wonderful service, I was able to fuck my sleep paralysis demon, and hopefully it will lead to a loving relationship." - Hope McIntyre
"Finally, some intimacy." - Beetlejuice, Resident Half-dead
"Y̴͉̅̈́̓o̴̢̎͑̇͜u̷̝͆̓͆͝ ̷̢̈̄̅a̴͈̲͘r̷̛̭̼̼͆̐͆͝e̴̙̎͜ ̶̭̳̐̈͐̾a̶̱͔̒ ̸̪̺͖͊f̷̻̲̜̏̕ô̴̪̝̅̇̕o̵̫̟͈̠̩͋̒͊l̷̛̻͛̉,̸͈͗̄ ̶̯͗.̵̻͕̺̎ͅ ̷̝̫͕͈̰̅̆̈́̿̕В̴͎̰̍͊̉͠и̷̞̔̏͛̅ ̸̢̄в̵̳̜̋͛і̶̡̣̳̬̟̓͌в̶̨̬͓͍̄͜ц̴̰̩̜̚я̵̡͉̳̮͔͂̑̑̃̏.̶͉̯̬͑͊͒̿͠ ̴̢̥̱̎̒С̸̠̔͐̕͝у̴̧̱͖̰͋̀͛м̶̢̞̎̒̋̽н̸̨̻̝̊̊̂͝і̶͙̀̔̌̏͝ ̸̩̤̺͍̺̈́м̷͎̝̠̓̒̿а̴͍̩̋̎͘͘л̷̰͍̄̅̈́е̸̧̨̬̙̲́̎̏̚͝н̵͉̬͇̤̈́ͅь̵̛̛̟͕̥͔͉̔к̶̜͔͖̱͍͐і̶̝͈͊͒͘ ̷̢̯̼͉͉͘в̷̭̘͇͕̲̏͐̚і̸̟̟̜͗ͅв̴̫̣͕̔̅̏͜ц̶̥̓і̴̟̻̼͝,̶̍͂̂̋ͅ ̷͖͉̄в̵̛̟͑̋̇̚о̶̻̙̮̐в̶̡͔̿͆к̷̢̿̔̉͝ ̵̡̨̛̳̙̮̄̓̕з̵̰̠̺͇̲̔̇̋̚а̵̹͓̒̈́ ̴̮̪̭̿т̴̧̧̩͈̝͑̾о̸̰̺̳̻̿б̵̫̾͋͒ͅо̸̨̥̦͎̓̐͗̕ю̷̋̌̎̀͜.̶̫̱̿͂̔̌͛"-̶̨̩̥̙͆͋͜ ̶̠̝̟̈́̓́̆ͅВ̵̰̈́̑е̶̢̜͇̔͛̊̕͜л̸̯͖̮̰̂̉̄̂ӣ̷̢̙̬к̸̬̹̲̱̍͑̎и̴̢͙͎͈̃͝й̵͔͊̉ ̷̛̭п̷̺͖͍̌̐т̵̞̦̣̘̏͋̚͝а̴̤̩̠̥̿х̵̨̦͐̋̑ ̷̦̤̎
Our founder is an all mighty being that shall not reveal his face to you, or his name. You do not deserve that kindness.
The founder decided to start this service as a means to help his loyal siblings of the chasm, and was able to create the machine that allows this service to exist. He has never been seen with the machine, but over sees ever project, every session, as a means to make our service enjoyable to both entities.
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